conversationwithdeadpeople:
“ neopoints:
“ pleasestopandrew:
“What do you do
”
take the Dad out for a date instead
”
It’s 5am and this is the post that made me decide to turn off my phone and go to sleep
”

conversationwithdeadpeople:

neopoints:

pleasestopandrew:

What do you do

take the Dad out for a date instead

It’s 5am and this is the post that made me decide to turn off my phone and go to sleep

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

me watching a man spit on the ground

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gayghost:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

unrepentantwarriorpriest:

persephinae:

ruskiizek:

Russian girl doing a traditional Cossack sword dance 

She was studying the blade while you were doing whatever the fuck you were doing

Warrior Woman

chalamets:

You can’t do anything unless you’re the center of attention!

Lady Bird (2017) dir. Greta Gerwig

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

kaiju-emperor:

6lackranger:

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

master-red:

whyyoustabbedme:

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Craig of the Creek

Bruh his father didn’t hold back, the hands really are rated E for Everyone

pro-gay:

catbountry:

wanderingtycho:

This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.

He would fucking love this.

WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION OP